Eat Him Comfort Colors Tee
This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a whole mood. A hand-drawn surreal illustration of a woman casually eating a tiny man with chopsticks, because sometimes the patriarchy is better served bite-sized.
Perfect for anyone who thrives on irony, dark humor, and indie aesthetic chaos. We eat the rich, feed the feminist goddess, and prepare for the looks from the vor crowd. Made for gallery girls, alt boys, and anyone who’s ever said “men are a snack” and actually meant it. Wear it to a concert, an art show, or while side-eyeing capitalism at Trader Joe’s.
Why you’ll love it: 100% combed cotton = soft, breathable, and built to last. It looks and feels vintage from day 1. Oversized streetwear fit for that “I didn’t try but still look hot” energy Screen-printed surreal graphic with artsy dark humor twist Unisex sizing - S-4XL because chaos looks good on everyone
Perfect for: Coffee shop philosophers, alt fashion fits, TikTok skits, breakup outfits, or just confusing strangers in public.
Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. he soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below. .: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) .: Relaxed fit .: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton .:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |