Live Slow Die Old Comfort Colors Snail Tee
live slow. die old. leave a trail. 🐌
this snail has a skull for a shell and absolutely zero plans for the weekend. he is the spirit animal of everyone who has ever cancelled plans to stay home and do nothing, and he is thriving.
this is the shirt for people who romanticize doing less. who consider lying down a personality trait. who are not lazy, just intentional.
why this shirt gets you:
comfort colors 1717 because slow living deserves soft fabric
garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with that worn-in feel you didn't have to work for
won't crack or peel like your personality
relaxed fit for horizontal activities
gothic font because even your unbothered era can be dramatic
available in multiple colors for your various low-effort moods
🐚 makes a perfect gift for the person who responded to "we should hang out" with "maybe" and meant never.
the snail is not in a hurry. the snail has never once felt guilty about that. be the snail.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean